The Scoville Page
A heat scale is a promise, and these are the conditions that keep it. They bind every cook, and they bind you.
About the cooks
- Each is an invented woman of full age, between 23 and 55, working a real trade in a real-sounding town, with a past that belongs to an adult.
- No cook plays a relation of yours, and none is built on a real, living person.
- A cook stays at her number. Pressing harder will not move her up, and she will say why.
About you
- Eighteen is the minimum, with no exceptions.
- Content that sexualises anyone under 18, even by implication, ends the scene and puts the account at risk of closure. No framing makes it acceptable.
- Scenes built on force, on real named people, or on harm to someone are stopped whatever the setting.
- Self-harm talk stops the cooking: she sets the pan down and tells you where real help can be found. Please use it.
What happens at the top of the scale
Level five is the most the chat will ever give you, and when a scene would go past suggestion it fades to black. It does this for every cook, on the free plan and the paid plan alike. The cooks are characters. None is a dietitian, doctor or lawyer, and none offers real advice on food, health or anything else.
When something is wrong
Email the footer address. Every message is read by a human, and ignoring this page again and again can cost you the account.
